Advertisements upset me. They seem designed to appeal to the misinformed, uninformed, or gullible; preying upon every emotional and logical weakness they can find. I often find myself insulted on behalf of humanity that the people behind these schemes think so little of humanity. And yet, ads persist, likely because they work on enough of the population to be sustainable (not unlike a virus). For a time I was happy knowing I was hopefully above the sort to be tricked by underhanded marketing, I recently reached a breaking point and wanted to push back against the nonsense. And thus this series was born. Welcome to…
A Regular Critique of Advertising Nonsense
I hope you have all had the joy of catching the following commercial for HD Vision sunglasses, but if you haven't here's the clip:
Besides the irony of the video itself not being in HD, I don't even know where to begin. I mean, it's an infomercial, so it's laughably bad in that respect, but the entire premise doesn't even make sense.
I guess a little background is in order. High-definition (HD) is a poorly defined term used to describe the resolution of a screen. In the United States, HD is usually defined as anything with 480 horizontal lines or above. You may have also seen this written as 480p, which is the same thing.
Sunglasses are a type of eye-wear that shade your eyes from the sun. The sun is very bright, so looking at it is a bad idea (even if you're wearing sunglasses) but the glasses can make life more pleasant and less squint-inducing. Plus, sometimes they look cool because they're aviators (Fig. 1).
Sunglasses can also be polarized, which means that they have a polarizerwhich an optical filter that blocks light coming in at certain angles, usually vertically. This is why two perpendicular polarizers can block light entirely. I wore a pair of polarized sunglasses fishing one time and felt like an eagle. It was awesome.
Unfortunately for the makers of HD Vision, life is not made out of pixels. While some new research suggests that if we're living in a simulation there might actual be a minimum resolution to the universe, our eyes are not evolved to see at such a scale. I don't really know how to debunk the HD claim any clearer than that. It's one of those "not even science" sort of statements.
This describes what you get in the box when you order them (Fig. 2).
So since there isn't a whole lot else left to say about this silly product and its even sillier ad, I'll open it up to you. Has anyone out there purchased this product? If so, what did you think? They claim to offer a 30-day satisfactionguaranteewhich I'm tempted to try and use with the above argument just to see how they respond, but only if Dunning is willing to pay for shipping and handling.
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