The Toad Suckers
by Guy McCardle
October 24, 2011
Toad sucking is not just an urban legend, people actually do this. One can’t help but wonder what motivated the first person to lick or suck a toad, but when they did, they quickly found out that it can give a very powerful hallucinogenic trip. Not just any old toad will do. The Colorado River Toad (Bufo alvarius), is a large greenish-yellow bumpy creature that at first glance doesn’t look much like something that you want to stick in your mouth. The bumpy glands that cover its body secrete the powerful hallucinogen bufotenine aka 5-MeO-DMT.
A close relative of the Colorado River Toad, the Cane Toad (Bufo marinus), is also orally abused in some circles. It secretes a toxic cocktail of psychoactive chemicals what will make the licker quite high for an hour or so. I should probably pause now to state the obvious. Don’t go out and lick a toad because some guy on the internet wrote about how high it can get you. Every once in a while you hear about how someone licked a toad, got very sick and/or freaked out and ended up in the emergency room. One Australian youth even died after eating Cane Toad eggs. Agents other than hallucinogens are mixed in with the liquid secreted from the toad glands. These are designed to make predators sick. Just say no to toad.
Interestingly enough, our canine friends have also discovered that licking these particular kinds of toads will make you high. NPR once reported on a cocker spaniel named Lady, which became addicted to licking toads. Lady had to go into doggie rehab. In certain areas of Texas with a large population of Bufo alvarius, stoned toad licking dogs are fairly common. Apparently toad toxins don’t make them as sick as other species.
The powerful hallucinogen 5-MeO-DMT makes up about 15% of the volume of a toad’s venom. It is a schedule 1 drug. As little as 10mg of the substance can give the user a full-blown psychedelic trip lasting about an hour or so. If you are not into sucking toads, you can dry out the venom and smoke it. This is supposed to produce a rapid high with strong visions. Not into that either? You could always use the dried out venom like snuff. This is the way it is used by some tribal peoples of the Amazon Rainforest.
U.S. researchers heard tales of toad sucking and synthesized bufotenine back in the 1950’s. They began testing in on humans. The investigators supposedly hoped to gain insights into schizophrenia and other mental disorders. The Pentagon and the Central Intelligence Agency also supported the work as part of an effort to develop brainwashing agents.
In one experiment, researchers injected bufotenine into inmates at an Ohio prison. The prisoners experienced hallucinatory effects "reminiscent of LSD and mescaline" as well as nausea and chest pains. This was reported in the May 18, 1956 issue of Science magazine. The investigators also observed that "if the color of an eggplant were diluted, it would approximate the unique purple hue of the faces of the subjects." These side effects discouraged further official studies of bufotenine.
In the late 1960’s, The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) outlawed bufotenine. Not surprisingly, “the DEA's action inspired a few people to try licking live toads”, says Darryl S. Inaba, director of drug programs at the Haight-Ashbury Free Medical Clinic in San Francisco. But "these adventurers became more sick than high", he added, and toad licking never caught on.
Back in the ‘60’s there was even a poem about toad suckers. Here it is. Enjoy.
THEM TOAD SUCKERS
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady-frogs.
Suckin' them hop-toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy-types, suckin' them plunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog-frogs sure makes 'em happy.
Them hugger-mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky-toads in they mouth.
How to be a toad sucker? No way to duck it.
Gittchyseff a toad, rear back and suck it!
-- Mason Williams 1964 --
How ‘bout them toad suckers? Ain’t they clods? - Smokey Mountain News
Bufo Abuse - Scientific American
The Sonoran Desert Toad - Erowid.org
Toad Suckers: Not Just an Urban Myth - Fox News
by Guy McCardle
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