Attack of the Globsters!

Are mysterious blobs of flesh washed up on the world's beaches really unworthy of skeptical attention?

by Brian Dunning

Filed under Urban Legends

Skeptoid #152
May 5, 2009
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St. Augustine Monster
Dr. Dewitt Webb with the
St. Augustine Monster
(Photo credit: Wikimedia)

St. Augustine, Florida, 1896 — It came from the sea, its great bulk suspended in the gentle surf, until it began to drag along the sandy bottom. A final push from a larger wave and it took hold upon the beach. Its mass settled and the water receded. The body of Octopus giganteus, the largest creature ever to swim in the sea, had washed ashore. Tourists and media flocked to see the five ton remains of the fearsome beast. What became known as the St. Augustine Monster had made its mark on history, and established itself as the first in a long line of creatures collectively called globsters: Great globs of unrecognizable tissue washed up on beaches, too large and shapeless to be anything but sea monsters.

All too often, the default skeptical position has been to brush these off as misidentified whale parts or some other marine life that has decayed to the point of being unrecognizable. And that explanation is certainly true in many cases, probably in the majority of cases. But to be a responsible skeptic, you can't simply ignore the small number of cases that don't fit that explanation. The fact is that a few of these globsters are not consistent with the usual suspects, like whale blubber or basking shark carcasses, and that's something skeptics should be aware of. Some of these few globsters that genuinely do defy expert explanation do actually appear to be more consistent with the cryptozoologists' preferred interpretation — that of a legendary, gargauntuan, undiscovered cephalopod that they call Octopus giganteus: Too big to be a whale part, too shapeless to be from a giant shark. And it's these few of the strangest globsters that are worth a skeptical examination.

FAMOUS GLOBSTERS
Collagen Masses
St. Augustine Monster Florida 1896
Tasmanian Globster Tasmania 1960
Hebrides Blob Scotland 1990
Four Mile Globster Tasmania 1997
Whale Blubber
New Zealand Globster New Zealand 1965
Tasmanian Globster 2 Tasmania 1970
Bermuda Blob 2 Bermuda 1995
Nantucket Blob Nantucket 1996
Bermuda Blob 3 Bermuda 1997
Chilean Blob Chile 2003
Whale Carcasses (various species)
Suwarrow Island Sea Serpent Suwarrow Island 1899
Santa Cruz Sea Monster Santa Cruz 1925
Tecoluta Sea Monster Mexico 1969
Newfoundland Blob Newfoundland 2001
Shark Carcasses (various species)
Stronsay Beast Scotland 1808
Cherbourg Carcass France 1934
Effingham Carcass Canada 1947
Hendaye Carcass France 1951
Japanese Carcass Catch New Zealand 1977
Bermuda Blob Bermuda 1988
Insufficient Data
New Harbor Sea Serpent Maine 1880
Natal Carcass South Africa 1922
Glacier Island Creature Alaska 1930
Gourock Carcass Scotland 1942
Dunk Island Carcass Australia 1948
Melbourne-Hobart Carcass Australia 1955
Mann Hill Beach Globster Massachusetts 1970
Gambian Sea Serpent Africa 1983
Godthabb Globster Greenland 1989
North Carolina Globster North Carolina 1996

There has been a larger number of specimens washed up that have included recognizable anatomy, such as bones and teeth, that have made positive identifications possible, despite the unrecognizable condition of the carcass. Often all that remains are the strongest structures like the spine and fins, sometimes giving the carcass the look of a long, thin sea serpent. When samples of such carcasses have been preserved and later been able to be tested with modern analysis, they've always turned out to be known animals. Some of the frequent culprits include basking sharks, which leave enormous carcasses of incredibly tough cartilage; and beaked whales, which can be huge but have long reptilian-looking snouts that often baffle observers. A few of the best known cases of such beasts have been the Bermuda Blob of 1988, the Japanese Carcass Catch of 1977, Scotland's famous Stronsay Beast of 1808, and the Newfoundland Blob of 2001.

Another important category of globsters are those for which we simply have insufficient data. Many famous globsters have managed to become so without any good evidence: Nobody took a photograph, no samples were preserved, and all we have are verbal descriptions from witnesses. If you do any reading about globsters, one thing you'll learn quickly is that the verbal descriptions vary widely. When the partial carcass of a beaked whale washed up in Santa Cruz, California in 1925, measurements taken by different people placed its length at 20 feet, 35 feet, and 50 feet. Weight is an observation that should be taken with an especially large grain of salt: In all my research I've never once found a case where someone wrangled some enormous scales down onto the beach and actually weighed a globster, yet in virtually every account you'll read claimed weights of 2 tons, 5 tons, even as much as 70 tons in the case of the Suwarrow Island Sea Serpent. When the stories are accompanied by photographs, these weights are often clearly grossly overestimated.

Take all the measurements you read with a grain of salt. They are almost always off-the-cuff guesses by random laypeople, usually passed along second or third hand, and obviously often exaggerated.

But even in the cases where descriptions are good and photographs are available, it's sometimes impossible to make a definite identification without a sample. There are good photos available of many globsters, including the St. Augustine Monster. A local physician, Dr. Dewitt Webb, was the only scientist to see the creature in person, and though his expertise was in medicine and not in ocean creatures, he felt confident enough to identify it as a giant octopus, believing that some of its shredded appendages were the stumps of huge tentacles. Based on this tentative identification, Webb sent photographs to the nation's leading authority on cephalopods, Professor Addison Emory Verrill. At first Verrill thought it might be Architeuthis, the Giant Squid. In one article he wrote, Verrill changed his mind and concluded that it could be an octopus; but since it was many times larger than any known species, he assigned to it a new name, and the term Octopus giganteus was born.

Interesting, that based on an early assumption by Webb, a man with the best of intentions but the wrong background, only the cephalopod explanation was considered. Should he not also have sent samples and photographs to whale experts and shark experts, and allowed alternate theories? Does the lack of a known explanation force us to conclude that there can be no known explanation?

There is a clue to the identity of a lot of globsters hidden within the witness descriptions. Often, you'll read that the creature was covered with white fur, or sometimes brown fur. Sometimes stiff, pointed quills are reported. White fur or quills are an immediate tipoff that what you're looking at it is almost certainly deteriorating connective tissue, which is made of collagen.

Collagen is the most abundant protein in mammals and most other animals. It's a long, sturdy, triple-helix molecule and is the major component of strong connective tissue like bones, tendons, ligaments, and cartilage. Leather is strong because it's mostly collagen. Those indestructible tendons that get in your way when you carve a turkey are a hassle because they're mostly collagen. Many of the ligaments in your body are strong enough to lift a car because they're mostly collagen. Suffice it to say that if you're looking for durable biological material, look no further than collagen.

Collagen is usually the last part of a body to decompose, and marine animals have a lot of it in their skin and in whale blubber. As this collagen-rich soft tissue decomposes, it leaves behind a mat of white fibers, which can have the appearance of dirty, shaggy, white fur. Throw in some tendons and you've got quills too. So keep an eye out for white fur when you read globster accounts; it's a great clue that you're very likely dealing with a big piece of the skin or blubber of a whale or other large animal.

So I found the collagen explanation quite satisfying for a number of the so-called "unidentifiable" globsters. But let's go back to what we were saying earlier, about those few cases where that interpretation truly doesn't fit the photographs. I'm speaking most specifically of the 1896 St. Augustine Monster, which was simply too big, thick, and solid of a mass to be a big piece of blubbery whale skin. I would also consider the 1960 Tasmanian Globster, the 1990 Hebrides Blob, and possibly the 1997 Four Mile Globster from Tasmania to fit this category: Well explained as collagen, but of sizes and shapes poorly explained by any known sources of collagen. Indeed, in 2004, amino acid analyses of samples taken from the St. Augustine Monster and five other famous globsters confirmed that they were all whale collagen. Probably most of these globsters were chunks of blubber. But is there something else — something bigger and thicker than blubber — that could give the St. Augustine Monster the shape of the body of a giant octopus?

A sperm whale's junk is the lower section of the spermaceti organ in its head. Making up a quarter of a sperm whale's entire mass, the complete spermaceti organ can weigh over ten tons and produces the sperm whale's distinctive head shape. It's encased within a huge, thick, fibrous muscle called the maxillonasalis muscle. Most of the organ consists of a huge sac of spermaceti oil, the stuff most prized by whalers of old. But the bottom third of the organ, weighing up to three tons itself, is the junk. This is a sac with much denser oil, and it was called the junk and discarded because it's filled with extremely tough collagen partitions. Whatever other function the junk might have, sperm whales also use it as a battering ram, having even sunk whaling ships with it, most notably the Essex and the Ann Alexander. This giant mass of tough collagen fibers is one of the hugest and most durable pieces of anatomy in the entire animal kingdom, and yet it's something almost nobody has ever heard of, or certainly would be able to identify if it washed up on a beach. If you found a shapeless three ton mass of collagen on a beach, what would you think it is? Surely nothing recognizable; it's no wonder they went for the Octopus giganteus option.

$2/mo $5/mo $10/mo One time

Might the St. Augustine Monster, or even some of the others, have been sperm whale junk? Of course I can only speculate, but Professor Verrill knew a little better. Dr. Webb sent him a sample, and upon examining it, Verrill said that it was definitely not a cephalod, but rather cetacean tissue. He even said "The whole mass represents the upper part of the head of [a sperm whale], detached from the skull and jaw." And yet, cryptozoology web sites still uncritically embrace the Octopus giganteus identification. The takeaway should be that there are still perfectly plausible explanations, no matter how alien the globster seems. When you hear people conclude that there is no natural explanation just because they don't know one, you should always be skeptical.

Brian Dunning

© 2009 Skeptoid Media, Inc. Copyright information

References & Further Reading

Broad, William J. "Ogre? Octopus? Blobologists Solve an Ancient Mystery." New York Times. New York Times, 27 Jul. 2004. Web. 25 Jan. 2010. <http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/27/science/27blob.html>

Carr, S., Marshall, H., Johnstone, K., Pynn, L., Stenson, G. "How To Tell a Sea Monster: Molecular Discrimination of Large Marine Animals of the North Atlantic." The Biological Bulletin. 1 Feb. 2002, Volume 202 Number 1: 1-5.

Carrier, David. "The face that sank the Essex: Potential function of the spermaceti organ in aggression." The Journal of Experimental Biology. 5 Apr. 2002, 205: 1755–1763.

Pees, S. "Sperm Whale Head Anatomy." Oil History. Samuel T. Pees, 19 Feb. 2008. Web. 4 May. 2009. <http://www.petroleumhistory.org/OilHistory/pages/Whale/anatomy.html>

Pierce, S., Smith, G., Maugel, T., Clark, E. "On the Giant Octopus (Octopus giganteus) and the Bermuda Blob: Homage to A. E. Verrill." The Biological Bulletin. 1 Apr. 1995, Volume 188 Number 2: 219-230.

Verrill, A. E. "The Florida Sea-Monster." The American Naturalist. 1 Apr. 1897, Volume 31, Number 364: 304-307.

Reference this article:
Dunning, B. "Attack of the Globsters!" Skeptoid Podcast. Skeptoid Media, Inc., 5 May 2009. Web. 21 Aug 2014. <http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4152>

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10 most recent comments | Show all 27 comments

Okay, I'm a vet science student, and re. the legless cows, that's just silly. From an economical point of view, cows who graze are a) healthier, with a higher metabolic rate = more milk, and b) cheaper to feed grass than supplements. So there is no point financially to developing legless cows because they need legs to graze, which is cheaper than keeping them in a room on grain etc. And because, like most businesses, primary industries is about money, no farmer is going to spend a fortune developing cows that are so expensive and high maintenance for no increase in income. Thus: Silly.

Ellana, Brisbane QLD
November 11, 2009 1:27am

Aqua Satraps leviathan“
One real sea monster, this creature was for sure a giant unknown species to science and probably a living Dinosaur? It was found washed up on the shore in Tecoluta Mexico in 1969 and several teams investigated it. It was 83 feet long not a full carcass- it had interlocking armor plate and a 10 foot white ivory horn that weighed over a ton. Another beached creature matching this Mexico creature was reported in the early 1920s, there seems to be no known photo of it at? AT least not one I can find, it was in the gulf area of San Salvador .It was reptile in nature and washed up on the beach ,maybe some one out there has a photo of it?

It was reported to be 89 feet long with stripes of black and white color.

It had a horn, tusk like object on top of it's head and fangs reported to be 1.5 inches long, this is almost indentical to the description of the creature in 69 and I think this is the same animal, it had a armor like body ,interlocking plates as well and almost the same size in length.
.The first two scientific groups in Mexico said it was completely unknown to science and had no clue as to what the animal could be except a dinosaur, then after being on the beach for several weeks a 7 man team of scientist found a much more degraded body and passed it off as a whale .
Narwhals have at maximum a 10 foot horn and not weighing that much more as the beasts horn does for a narwhal with the horn so that seems impossible , I decided to go through all the known whales and try and logically match any of them with this animal I cannot and no else can either.

I also checked all known variety of large freshwater water and saltwater fish ,it could be none of them ,it is not a shark and i

DAR, canada
January 3, 2010 1:42pm

Wow, I know its a long time but.... how do you know about this? If science doesnt know about it, who would?

As for legless cows.. well its not an issue for a vet to deny on an economical basis. So I'll throw a another ball in the court of discussion.

Who is to say that genetically engineered tissue fed with lipids, sugars, hormones and other steroids cant make milk as effectively as a cow, if not more effectively?

A 250 cubic meter plant of such tissue would be more effective in milk production than how much of Queensland?

What is the down side though? What amount of dairy cattle is recycled efficiently to the environment?

I know its a pie in the sky idea because looking at the dairy stand.. milk itself isn't that important. Most varieties aren't even labelled milk.

So lets jump straight to milk products.. How much of my pie in the sky notion help for unique cheeses production in tasmania?

Damnit, yoghurt is already made with genetically engineered bugs. They have stolen my thunder!

Henk van der Gaast, Sydney
October 9, 2010 9:24pm

What do you think about this?
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/139768/20110429/55-feet-long-unknown-fish-species-found-in-china-photo.htm

Thanks.

Russell G., Broward County, FL, USA
May 15, 2011 6:50pm

Yep, big denizens from the sea get washed up all the time.

Who said it was a fish? A reporter??

Henk v, Sin City NSW, Oz
September 8, 2011 8:22pm

I am glad I saw this reappear... I checked out the Pic that Russell posted. Its immediately obvious its a whale. Photos from other angles also indicate its a baleen whale.

It must have stunk to high heaven!!

Henk V., Sin City, Oz
October 12, 2011 5:28am

This podcast was worth it just for the phrase "sperm whale's junk."

Mike R., Los Angeles, CA
December 22, 2011 2:56pm

This podcast was worth it just for the phrase "sperm whale's junk."

Nuff said.

Government Goodies, Secret Government Lab
November 15, 2012 8:21am

Mind you, the glob that just washed up in Florida a few weeks ago, now that was cool. And, unfortunately, a part of a sea monster that we're getting all familiar with. Even got pictures of it in the wild and alive now. :( But the eyeball was cool just the same.

Sara, Salt Lake City
January 22, 2013 4:06pm

Dar,
The Tecolutla "monster" was a whale carcass, almost certainly a sei whale.
Check out the Wikipedia article on Tecolutla for the details- even Ivan Sanderson called it correctly.

Franz, Landstuhl, Germany
April 16, 2014 9:20am

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